THREE BADASS DESIGNS
face it. girls love badass guys. and nothing screams badass like a homemade website t-shirt.

each of these downloadable kits contains all three designs laid out in duplicate on a single page. that's 6 t-shirts from one piece of transfer paper. badass, bro.

true gangstas can download one of these quark xpress kits:
ZIP (for PC, 14.5 MB) - SIT (for MAC, 13.5 MB)

people who don't know what they're doing can download this pdf:
PDF (25.8 MB)


PRINTING INSTRUCTIONS
1.) buy a t-shirt. pulsate.org recommends fruit-of-the-loom easy-to-wear tees. you can get them at walmart for like $4. lighter colors will work better.

2.) buy iron-on transfer sheets. make sure that you get the kind that leave the mirror-image of your design on the shirt. these downloadables are designed to be reversed out onto the shirt.

3.) download the t-shirt designs. if you're a print-design all-pro, you should get the quark xpress kit. if you're a retard, just get the pdf.

4.) print it with an inkjet printer.

5.) cut out the design of your choice. cut along the rounded box as close to the edge of the photo as possible. if you leave the white trim on there, it's gonna look like your mom made your shirt and the kids at school will totally make fun of you.

6.) iron-on the design according to the instructions that came with your transfer sheets.

**NOTE: if you screw it all up (and you probably will, dickweed) and your t-shirt ends up looking really stupid... do NOT wear it. pulsate.org does NOT advocate stupid t-shirts... and we don't need your stupid ass out there trying to make it look like we do.

 
 



PULSATE WILL EAT YOUR NUTZ
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SEGOVIA SAVES
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SATANIC AS FUCK
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ANDRÉS SEGOVIA, SUPERSTAR
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ANDRÉS SEGOVIA HAS A POSSE
paying homage to shepard fairey.




SEGOVIA CLASSIC
everyone's favorite website mascot in his classic pose.



INSTRUCTIONS
download the pdf file. print onto sticker paper. cut and enjoy.

 
 



FUCK YOU. EAT THE DICK.
because "nice" winamp skins are for housewives and girl scouts.




PULSATICA
in honor of the destroyers of online music sharing.

 


















RIGHT-CLICK
and save these. because who can find time between chatting and hanging out at the mall food court to make buddy icons?